This story out of Orlandy is of a mad squirrel that went on a 7-day rampage, boldly attacking many people, including children, and biting the heck out of their legs. It even seemed to launch itself at its victims!
During my time at UCLA, when squirrels were all over the place on campus, this has been my nightmare! Yet, I can’t help but see the humor in the idea of mad squirrels on a rampage.
Choice quote from the animal services people: “Normally we don’t respond to squirrels“. Priceless!