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		<title>Mad Squirrel on a 7-Day Rampage</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 18:08:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This story out of Orlandy is of a mad squirrel that went on a 7-day rampage, boldly attacking many people, including children, and biting the heck out of their legs. It even seemed to launch itself at its victims!
During my time at UCLA, when squirrels were all over the place on campus, this has been [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This story out of Orlandy is of a mad squirrel that went on a 7-day rampage, boldly attacking many people, including children, and biting the heck out of their legs. It even seemed to launch itself at its victims!</p>
<p>During my time at UCLA, when squirrels were all over the place on campus, this has been my nightmare! Yet, I can&#8217;t help but see the humor in the idea of mad squirrels on a rampage.</p>
<p>Choice quote from the animal services people: &#8220;<strong>Normally we don&#8217;t respond to squirrels</strong>&#8220;. Priceless!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/orl-squirrel1006aug10,0,1432307.story?page=1&#038;track=mostemailedlink&#038;coll=sns-sports-headlines">Link to Story</a></p>
<p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/squirrel" rel="tag">squirrel</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/rampage" rel="tag"> rampage</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/orlando" rel="tag"> orlando</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/news" rel="tag"> news</a></p>
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		<title>The Flying Spaghetti Monster</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2006 18:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just came across this, and it was too funny to pass up&#8230;
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (or FSM to his followers) is a made-up deity created by Bobby Henderson last year to protest the Kansas Board of Education ruling to teach intelligent design in classrooms alongside of evolution.
The picture speaks a thousand words&#8230;

Church of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just came across this, and it was too funny to pass up&#8230;</p>
<p>The Flying Spaghetti Monster (or FSM to his followers) is a made-up deity created by Bobby Henderson last year to protest the Kansas Board of Education ruling to teach intelligent design in classrooms alongside of evolution.<br />
The picture speaks a thousand words&#8230;</p>
<p><img width="400" title="Touched by His Noodly Appendage" alt="Touched by His Noodly Appendage" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg/800px-Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage.jpg" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.venganza.org/">Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster</a><br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster"><br />
Flying Spaghetti Monster &#8211; Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia</a></p>
<p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Flying+Spaghetti+Monster" rel="tag">Flying Spaghetti Monster</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/FSM" rel="tag"> FSM</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Kansas+School+Board" rel="tag"> Kansas School Board</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Intelligent+Design" rel="tag"> Intelligent Design</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Evolution" rel="tag"> Evolution</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Religion" rel="tag"> Religion</a></p>
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